I can just watch. Let me know soon. Please send photograph of tractor. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, Call xxx xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy. The ad above turned out to be an adoption offer for a black labrador retriever 8 week female from the Atlanta humane Society. It had 15, calls from men all over the country!!!! Originally Posted by DRGirl.
It had 15, calls from men all over the country!
Originally Posted by onihC. If it was a guy saying he was looking for a good looking girl to drive around him, prepare him candlelight dinners, etc. Oh, if only you knew. Young guys showing older, wealthy women "a good time" is far more common than you think. Shows that all the women who are leeches and live off men have a future.
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Here is my contribution to the thread. Cropped from craigs list greatest hits Quote:. Originally Posted by justthe6ofus. The celebrity I resemble the most is Potsie from Happy Days. What feels so right can't be wrong. Mentally, I'm a size eight. Compulsive-eating F, 52, WLTM man to 25 for whom the phrase 'beauty is only skin-deep' is both a lifestyle choice and a religious ethos.
I vacillate wildly between a number of archetypes including, but not limited to, Muriel Spark witticism-trading doyenne, Mariella Frostrup charismatic socialite, brooding, intense Marianne Faithful visionary, and kleptomaniac Germaine Greer amateur upholsterer and ladies' league darts champion.
Everything I just said was a lie. Apart from the bit about darts. Philanthropy is my middle name.
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It's just a name though so don't be expecting any free rides. You can call me Mr Wallace. My first name is none of your business. Applications to box no.
I have a mug that says 'World's Greatest Lover'. I think that's my referees covered. If clumsy, unfeeling lust is your bag, write to the ad above. Otherwise write to me, mid-forties M with boy next door looks, man from U. Wikky wikky wick yo. All humans are Science has long since proven that I am the man for you 41, likes to be referred to as 'Wing Commander' in the bedroom.
Normally on the first few dates I borrow mannerisms from the more interesting people I know and very often steal phrases and anecdotes from them along with concepts and ideas from obscure yet wittily-written books. It makes me appear more attractive and personable than I actually am.
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With you, however, I'm going to be a belligerent old shit from the very beginning. That's because I like you and feel ready to give you honesty. Belligerent old shit M, They call me Mr Boombastic. You can call me Monty. My real name, however, is Quentin. But only Mother uses that.
Monty is fine, though. All I need is the air that I breathe and to love you. And a five-door saloon fully air-con.
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And two holidays a year Latin America plus one other of my choosing. You're a brunette, 6', long legs, , intelligent, articulate and drop dead gorgeous.
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As for the men's These are actual ads I copy and pasted for your enjoyment as well as my personal assessment in bold type. No Internet dating junkies, no obese, no smokers, no drug users, no prostitutes, pimps or porn site operators.
Looking for a very oral woman - 45 Ideally a married or attached woman, because I don't want a full time relationship as I already have one. Please no smokers, tweakers, or real fatties. Curves Ok but no rolls of fat please. Just not my thing. Many people are hesitant to become romantically involved with a chick with a kid. Obviously, children suck and should be avoided at all costs. The kid might want you to talk to it, or it might crap itself, or walk in and interrupt when his mom is giving you a killer hummer. Wealthy and generous gentleman willing to sponsor augmentation surgery in exchange for long term discrete affair.
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Married, seeking intelligent young plaything - 33 You are educated, endlessly smart, quick on your feet, fascinating. You also have a strong, almost paradoxical, need to be naughty, subservient, dirty, slutty. You are young, cute, attracted to older guys.